6 hilarantes tarjetas de San Valentín que los niños escribieron con la mayor de las inocencias

El día de san Valentín es una celebración tradicional de países anglosajones que se ha ido implantando en otros países a lo largo del siglo XX principalmente en la que las parejas de enamorados expresan su amor y cariño mutuamente. Se celebra el 14 de febrero, onomástico de san Valentín. En algunos países se conoce como día de los enamorados y en otros como el día del amor y la amistad.
Esta celebración también puede ser una muestra del amor que nuestros hijos nos procesan. En los colegios también aprovechan este día para hacer manualidades que luego nos entregan orgullosos los más pequeños de la casa. Aunque algunos resultados no son lo esperado:
"Gracias mamá por hacerme la comida, así no me muero"
"Mamá y papá, tenéis suerte de estar vivos", "Feliz día de San Valentín", "Te quiero mucho"
"Mi segundo San Valentín se lo dedico a la señora Johson. Es una gran profesora. Ella no está en el consejo de los Jedi pero es buena usando la fuerza"
"Te amo con todo mi culo. Diría corazón pero mi culo es más grande"
"Eres mi San Valentín", "¿Tienes ya amor?", "Muere"
"Las rosas son rojas", "las violetas son rojas", "¡Todo es rojo!"
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